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Child me:
WOW WHEN IM A TEENAGER IM GONNA GO OUT WITH MY FRIENDS TO THE MALL AND PARTY AND DATE HOT PEOPLE AND BE POPULAR AND COOL
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Teenage me:
*hisses at sunlight*
WOW WHEN IM A TEENAGER IM GONNA GO OUT WITH MY FRIENDS TO THE MALL AND PARTY AND DATE HOT PEOPLE AND BE POPULAR AND COOL
*hisses at sunlight*
(Source: internet)
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
YAHOOLIGAN
(Source: poyzn)
Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.
Me in 10 years
(Source: queenforadaay)
Don't talk to people on the internet.
Trust me, I try to get them to talk to me all the time and they don't want to.
koae:
A glimpse into the journal of a (quite intelligent) 16 year old girl. Photographed, with permission, in Central Park.
ITS ON MY DASH AGAIN I THOUGHT I LOST IT FOREVER
im gonna make one of these now
i want to so badly!!! but how? i can’t see what she’s written :(
it just a basic journal, write everything and anything
(Source: kickass-pics)
PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE
what if my favorite band member speaks at the assembly
what if my favorite band member is in the waiting room
what if we pull up beside my favorite band member
what if i dream about my favorite band member
i hope they drag me up on stage and sing to me
what if my favorite band member is on this flight
what if my favorite band member tweets me
what if my favorite band member is here
what if my favorite band member all of a sudden hates their merch girl and ask me to fill in
what if i see my favorite band member pumping gas
The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
George Washington could’ve had an experimental phase in his teenage years, maybe HE gave blowjobs