Rainbow Kisses

Child me:

WOW WHEN IM A TEENAGER IM GONNA GO OUT WITH MY FRIENDS TO THE MALL AND PARTY AND DATE HOT PEOPLE AND BE POPULAR AND COOL
Teenage me:

*hisses at sunlight*

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

YAHOOLIGAN

(Source: poyzn)

alecstasy:

alecstasy:

my dog just had surgery to get a nipple removed and when she came home after the surgery she immediately walked to the window and she has been staring out of the window for like half an hour now thinking about her new life with one less nipple

anxietyblogger:

gay-men:

Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.

Me in 10 years

memecollection:

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(Source: queenforadaay)

Parents:

Don't talk to people on the internet.
Me:

Trust me, I try to get them to talk to me all the time and they don't want to.

poweur:

ex-oti-c:

koae:

vivency:

humansofnewyork:

A glimpse into the journal of a (quite intelligent) 16 year old girl. Photographed, with permission, in Central Park.

ITS ON MY DASH AGAIN I THOUGHT I LOST IT FOREVER

im gonna make one of these now

i want to so badly!!! but how? i can’t see what she’s written :(

it just a basic journal, write everything and anything

(Source: kickass-pics)

catpun:

PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE

me at school:

what if my favorite band member speaks at the assembly
me going to the doctor:

what if my favorite band member is in the waiting room
me driving down the road:

what if we pull up beside my favorite band member
me going to sleep:

what if i dream about my favorite band member
me at my favorite bands concert:

i hope they drag me up on stage and sing to me
me getting on an airplane:

what if my favorite band member is on this flight
me on twitter:

what if my favorite band member tweets me
me at a gas station:

what if my favorite band member is here
me at warped tour:

what if my favorite band member all of a sudden hates their merch girl and ask me to fill in
me at the gas station:

what if i see my favorite band member pumping gas

guceubcuesu:

vandalswithjetpacks:

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

George Washington could’ve had an experimental phase in his teenage years, maybe HE gave blowjobs